Loretta took another drag of her cigarette. The smoke burned all the way down into her
lungs, feeling like she had just swallowed a red-hot briquette, and coughed out
the smoke.
“Baby, you are SUCH a lightweight!” Mick
laughed. He passed her the bottle of
tequila. “Here, this should help.”
“You are such an asshole,” she spat back at
him. “You shouldn't even be driving
right now. Pull over and let me drive.”
“I’m fine,” Mick said. “I always drink better when I drive. You can’t even…” A bright flash of light filled the sky,
cutting Mick off in mid-rant. He threw
his left arm over his eyes and slammed on the brakes, bringing the car to an
abrupt halt as the front of the car crumpled inward, the metal screaming in
pain.
“What the fuck did I hit?” Mick said.
“Babe, are you okay?”
“Huh?” Loretta said, turning towards Mick. “Yeah, I think so. You?”
“I’m good,” he said as he unbuckled his seat belt. “I’m gonna go check this
out. You stay there.”
“No way, I’m coming with you,” Loretta
replied. She unsnapped her seat belt and
tried the door, but it wouldn't budge.
“Help me get my door open.”
Mick got out and went around to the passenger
side. He grabbed a hold of the door
handle and placed his left foot on the side panel and pulled. As the door swung open, Mick went down on his
ass.
“Smooth move, ex-lax,” she laughed, helping him up.
“The 80’s called,” he said. “They want their jokes back. I can’t see a thing out here. There should be a flashlight in the trunk.”
As if on cue, a huge beam of light invaded the
night sky, and an ear-shattering din filled their heads. They cringed and covered their ears, unable
to hear their own screams over the roar.
The reverberation stopped abruptly as the light changed to a soft
glow.
In front of the car was a huge structure. It was raised a hundred feet off of the
ground by six glimmering beams, each radiating a different and unique hue. They appeared to be made of steel from one
angle; glass from another. Mick approached
the beam his car had smashed into and reached out. He pulled his hand back suddenly, the beam so
cold it burned.
They walked underneath the structure and looked
up. The underside of the structure
appeared to be made of the same material as the beams, but also had the
illusion of movement, as if under water.
“She is beautiful, no?” A voice from behind froze
them in place. “It is quite unfortunate
that you are here.” He was neither young
nor old, with features just out of the reach of human comprehension, shimmering
like the structure above them. He didn't quite walk towards them as glide, and the air around him smelled like sour milk
and tasted like the seashore with undertones of rotting fish. Touching their shoulders, all three of them
vanished.
I put the manuscript in the top left drawer of my desk in the study, locked it, and left. Just took off. As I was pulling out of the driveway, something caught my attention out of the corner of my eye. I slammed on the brakes and held back a scream.
“I was saying hello,” he said, “but you had a look 100 miles away. Sorry for startling you. I just moved in across the street and am in need of a ladder, if you have one. Oh, by the by, my name is Mel; Mel Evolent.”
“No!” I yelled, and sped away. I turned right on the next corner and pulled into the high school parking lot, barely having enough wherewithal to hit the brakes and put the car in park before breaking down and crying.
“I must be going crazy,” I thought. I slapped myself twice, the sting bringing tears to my eyes, and tried to convince myself I was still asleep and having another of those nightmares. It was no use. I was definitely awake, and most likely slipping into the depths of insanity.
“I must have misunderstood his name,” I rationalized. “There’s no way he can look like him AND have his name too.” I sat there, trying to reason this all out. Same name, same hair and eye color, same creepy little nose.
“He asked for a ladder,” I whispered. The character in my book used a ladder to climb up on people’s roofs at night and slip through the highest windows that people never kept locked (I needed to do something about the one in my house), and murder people in their beds.
“If I steal all the ladders in the neighborhood, he’ll have to go buy one, and they can trace that back to him,” I said. “He’s too smart for that.”
A week later, I had a dozen ladders in my garage. I tried to convince myself that I had done enough, but knowing what I really had to do, until I heard sirens coming up the street. Four police cars stopped in front of my house, the officers got out and crouched behind their patrol cars, pulled their guns, and told me to stop right where I was. A crime scene investigator came out of my garage after the cops had me on the ground and handcuffed.
“There’s a lot of blood on two of the ladders,” she said. “We won’t know for sure until we get them back to the lab, but it doesn’t look good for this guy.”
I looked across the street, and there was Mel, standing on his front steps, a knowing little grin on his face.